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[abandonware]

I didn't cry about shit! Have you been down there so long that your memory's shot?

[There's a pause.

Eventually, she speaks up again, her tone thoughtful.]

You must really be bored if you're trying to be helpful.

[intoningly]

I'm not trying to be anything.

[ Again, she is offended at the prospect of coming off as being helpful of all things. ]

But I am bored. And cold, and wet.

That's not the point– all I'm saying is that you just need to calm down and stop thinking about all this shit so much. It's annoying as hell to listen to and even worse to watch.

[abandonware]

Sure. Whatever you say.

[You don't fool her Zero. Tsunderes be knowin other tsunderes. Game recognize game.]

I am calm. []

Is there water in your ears? Like I said, you can get lost at any time if I'm so annoying to you. Make yourself useful down there instead of being a pain in my ass.

1/2

[intoningly]

Don't get mad at me because you can't float. If this is you calm I can't wait to see you lose your shit over something.

[ RIP anyone in the general vicinity of Zero while she's having this conversation, because she's definitely yelling and its definitely echoing like crazy. ]

Hey, I think I found a way for you to keep busy! Considering shaving a few pounds off your giant metal ass before the next one of these field trips. Then you won't be stuck on land whining.

[intoningly]

[ And because she's dead set on "winning" this conversation and getting the last word in, she hangs up– pretty satisfied with herself. ]

i fucking hate them 1/2

[abandonware]

[SHE CALLS BACK]

That's not how it works, asshole! Oh, I've got it. Here's an idea for you: try growing a brain before the next mission! Maybe then you won't be stuck repeating yourself.

2/2

[abandonware]

[and she disconnects the call again.]