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when they get their texting back

[intoningly]

[ let be known these are all separate texts ]

w
wh
waint
wait
shu t u
hey
can you read this
wyd

[abandonware]

[there's about a three hour gap before a response arrives.]

Are you slapping your face on the watch or something?

I'm in a library. Why?

[intoningly]

shit it worked
eventually anyway
library??
what are you some kind of nerd
wherever you are sounds boring as fuck
we have illegal racing
you know whats his face? with the garden?
yeah i dug him back up so he could help me run this shit

[ she absolutely knows his name shes just going to pretend like she doesn't even though they both know she does ]

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[she's getting the pings and she and Pod are just staring off into space. ]

We're on a mission, dummy. I'm doing what we're supposed to be doing.
Yeah, whatever.
You mean he didn't give you some stupid speech about how you should take care of yourself and eat right first?

[intoningly]

we've already done that song and dance
unlike you i eat and bathe so he doesn't bother me with that shit
and as far as he's concerned THIS is an improvement
anyway you're probably just jealous
while you sit around and read dumb books the rest of us are getting rich and figuring out how to do sick tricks on these little dolphin assholes

[abandonware]

I don't care about money.
Why would I be jealous? You're both pains in my ass. Not being around you both is an improvement, to me.

[intoningly]

if its soooooo much of an improvement why'd you even answer this message, asshole!!!

[abandonware]

Because you'd just keep messaging me like last time.
Did you just call to brag about your weird dolphin thing?

1/2

[intoningly]

[ She's trying to come up with a good comeback to this so she's just silent while the talk to text function is on so A2 probably gets a bunch of blank texts at intermittent intervals

and then ]

[intoningly]

so what if I did?
It's probably still the most interesting thing you've heard in weeks
you're welcome

[abandonware]

Thanks

[The sarcasm is there even in text.]

If you're having so much fun, why are you bugging me?

[intoningly]

[ Delivered two minutes after ]

You know what fuck your

[ delivered half an hour later ]

ook at me i weigh 300 pounds
have the personality of
do you get
of f on being so fuc
sad

[ three hours later ]

you soggy fucking battery

FINALLY

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